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[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello current tvland. karl frisch coming up to host right-wing world. jacki we did it again. the darth vader. >> i have not had a chance to watch it yet. >> watch? >> stephanie: everything someone says to you for the next few days, go what? >> what! >> it is really silly and adds nothing to the universe. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: much like this show. not since cats who look like
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hitler have we been so -- i don't know why. wal-mart was too busy to meet with the vice president, but now they changed their mind. >> yeah, they found some time. >> stephanie: they had a thing with a guy, and i'm guessing the guy was wayne lapierre. >> what? >> good morning, everybody president obama will announce he is nominating jack lou as his new chief secretary. lou most recently a chief of staff deeply involved in administration negotiations over the fiscal cliff and raising the debt ceiling, the latter being a congressional fight with republicans. he is also going to have to kind a way to fight the automatic
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spending cuts. hilda solis has announced she was stepping down. she was the nation's first hispanic to hold that cabinet position. she appeared on bill press monday and gave no indication at the time that she might be leaving so long. >> i'm here today. i enjoy working with everybody. >> her departure adds to the mounting criticism of the obama administration for now seeming to stack its cabinet with men. all of the recent nominations are white males. as for who will remain eric holder is going to stay on for a second term and secretary of veteran at fairs. we're back after the break. stay with us. ♪
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alright, in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.
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[♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: yeah, hey, all right. six minutes after the hour 1-800-steph-1-2. we have more apologies to issue for monday's show. i believe we did apologize to french people and people who poop their pants. but apparently we offended people who liked diana ross.
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>> how did we offend french people? >> i said they are all drunks. >> they drink a lot, but they are not necessarily drunks. they have wine for lunch, and it's a little different than -- >> stephanie: me. >> exactly. >> >> stephanie: we did a story about how diana ross stormed out after a restaurant. good morning, everyone. listen to the shows most days or watch on current. today you guys really pissed me off taking a cheap shot at diana ross. i have seen here in concert 31 times. oh, okay. all right. >> all right. >> oh. >> stephanie: unfortunately many people dismiss her for being a diva. >> well, probably because she's a bee va.
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[ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: ed in miami i could not be a bigger diana ross fan. i can do every scene from her movie. ♪ do you know ♪ ♪ do you get what you're hoping for ♪ >> stephanie: now i'm blanking -- see now that i'm -- >> billy dee williams. >> stephanie: no i know! nobody loves you brian! nobody! i thought somebody did! well nobody does! you are a loser brian! >> wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: awesome. >> she is an oscar nomination for that. >> i can do the whole
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[ inaudible ] thousand death scene. >> stephanie: oh please. >> no. >> stephanie: that's where that scene ends. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> stephanie: oh the candle scene. [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: thanks jim. breaking news beyonce will sing the national anthem james tailor america the beautiful at the inauguration. very exciting. >> i was hoping for meatloaf. >> stephanie: look at what time it is? >> oh, sorry. >> stephanie: you were so stunned by my performance you totally forgot. [ laughter ] >> karl. ♪ frisch ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, karl frisch. ♪ we're going to ease on down we're going to ease on down
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we're going to ease on down the road ♪ [ laughter ] >> i love the whiz i watch it every morning. >> stephanie: yes. let's dive into the right-wing world. lars larson. >> if you looks at feinstein's bill which i think is the model for the president. he is becoming more like hugo chavez all the time. if the president plans to go that way, everybody in america who owns one of the guns on the list be required to give up fingerprints, mug shot be entered into a database it will be your papers please like nazi germany. >> stephanie: hold your calls! we have gotten to hitler. >> and hugo chavez. it's not quite as frightening as he makes it out to be.
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surprise, surprise. he said if you have one of the guns on feinstein's list you have to register it. what happens when you get a driver's license? they take your picture. >> it's auschwitz! >> yeah. we'll see what happens. >> stephanie: exactly. steve doocy fox and friends. >> you have the main stream media beating the drum all day long about how the republican-lead house -- >> the senate does nothing. >> yeah you never hear about how they haven't passed a budget in three and a half years something like that. it's all about those darn republicans in the house versus the president of the united states. >> stephanie: uh-huh. >> oh good grief. >> what was the point of that?
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>> stephanie: that it's the democrats in the senate that are obstructionists? [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> they filibustered more than any other senate in the history of the senate. >> but doocy conveniently forgot that. >> it was more of fox and friends attempt to try to make their audience feel like they are getting what they came there for. there is a liberal bias and only fox is going to give them the truth. they should keep the relationship going. you can ask sean hannity what happens when you lie to your audience. >> stephanie: yes. >> by the way mitt romney why isn't he singing the national anthem? >> stephanie: right? >> or america the beautiful. >> stephanie: why is the
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president so divisive? why didn't he invite mitt romney to the inauguration. >> only mitt romney can sound like a sloweddown record. >> he sounds like a 45 that is missing its adapter. >> stephanie: right. >> so it's slightly off center. >> and meatloaf was even more off center. there was no center. >> stephanie: are you okay? >> yeah. >> stephanie: okay. dana perino. >> there is not that many people in washington that can name not a single friend in the city. one withdrew, susan rice. he is going to have trouble in his second term being able to advance an agenda to get what he wants done. >> speaking of brain-related
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events. ladies and gentlemen dana perino! [ laughter ] >> yes, susan rice has plenty of friends. and a lot of times what you get from the fox news folks, and dr. keith ablow can well you this, excuse me dr. keith a-blow. it's called projection and it sounds like somebody took all of her toys ott of the sand box. >> stephanie: exactly. rush limbaugh >> gay marriage is the new escape from slavery. >> what? >> for the civil right's crowd -- for the -- the hip left gay marriage is -- is up from slavery in the same sense -- >> wow. >> -- of punishment or discrimination or what have you? >> i think he is off his meds.
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>> stephanie: karl can you translate that? >> this is right after he started comparing the push for marriage equality to some apparent push to normalize pedophilia. >> stephanie: oh right. >> rush tries to stay away from me. and elton john performed at his last -- i guess his fourth wedding, so you don't hear him talk about it too much and he is remarkably uncomfortable when he does talk about it and it doesn't always make a lot of sense. >> stephanie: oh good. speaking of not making sense it's pastor john haggy.
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>> the bible requirements for getting married are these. one that you marry someone of the opposite sex. and genesis 101 says god created male and female. anything else is too disturbed people playing house. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh! two disturbed people playing house. wow. [ laughter ] >> i would like to point out he is basically articulating what his church's definition of marriage is again it has nothing to do with what we do civilly. but this was the same guy that said mormonism was some strange
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cult. these are the types of people that are welcomed with open arms on the right by self proclaimed christians. >> stephanie: yep. >> and if we embrace half the crazy types that they have embraced it would be an uncomfortable movement too. >> stephanie: yes. >> stephanie, i would pay to see you lose your sh. >> stephanie: right. >> on the air. >> stephanie: right. right. i did the wrong spelling. i did he double toothpick. buzz >> stephanie: karl tide chris has decided to top our cake with crazy icing. now pat robertson.
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>> you always have to keep that spark of love alive. it just isn't something that just lies there. i'm married to him, so he has got to take me flatterly looking. you have to fix yourself up and look pretty. >> stephanie: wow! beauty tips by pat robertson. >> you should put natural pauses in the clips, jim, you should have pauses in there and then insert the sound of a bong. >> that's right. snee that's why so many of the men have gone gay, karl. >> hurricane katrina was god's -- [ bong sucking sound
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effect ] if you pass gay marriage, i want dur tee rows. >> stephanie: thank you karl frisch. [ applause ] >> stephanie: kids carbonite, do it. don't be an oh-no letter. i get a lot of oh-no letters. i got busy. and then i lost everything in my computer, all of my music, all of my pictures, financial documents, books all of the stuff that is in your computer. most of our new year's resolution require more work from us. carbonite all you do is set it up once and it backs up everything in your computer. it will back up your computer files to the cloud automatically and continually when you go to the net. i'm an old woman that frequently shakes my fist at the i-cloud. >> damn you i-cloud.
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>> stephanie: $59 for the entire year. carbonite also has backup plans for all of the computers at your small business. type in my offer code stephanie and you get a free trial., offer code stephanie. when we come back we'll talk about how i called you for text support last night. >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: i'm make the latest admission of what i don't know what to do on the interweb. >> announcer: there's a tea party in our pants, and you are invited. call now, 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪
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♪ ncer: stephanie miller. ♪ i hear the secrets that you keep when you are talking in your sleep ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-five minutes after the hour. what? [ laughter ] >> what? >> >> stephanie: huh? check it out. hard-of-hearing darth vader. it's all the rage. i sucked all of my friendings into the vortex yesterday. >> you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor? what! >> stephanie: it takes him like twenty five seconds and then he goes what? [ applause ] >> stephanie: apparently i got a
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stabbing emotion for my diana ross. who was the guy that complained ed in miami. i am the biggest diana ross fan. remember the seen the car where the guy is driving way too fast -- >> no never saw it. sorry. never even saw the whiz. i may not have seen a single diana ross actually. [ buzzer ] >> you are fired! >> what? >> stephanie: i got it. i got it. i got it. billy dee williams was so handsome and romantic. i had a crush on him in the '70s. nobody loves you nobody! oh, i thought someone did. well, nobody does! no-body! >> what? [ applause ] >> stephanie: my billy dee williams was a little funky.
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>> that's some writing. wow that's -- wow. >> stephanie: okay. you know what i can't do? >> what >> stephanie: anything to do with the interweb. >> i know. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: so i called you you were out trying to have a life -- >> i know the first time in like years i tried to have a life and you called me. >> stephanie: and you think it was something that was work related that i would bother you? >> yeah. >> stephanie: but i was trying to understood hard-of-hearing darth vader. >> stephanie: you right click on the link and it says save as or something -- >> stephanie: it didn't happen. so someone else had to second it to me and then i forwarded it. all right. we'll go over all of the academy award nominations announced this
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morning. josh in memphis, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, josh. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. i'm super liberal, but no one is talking about coming and taking guns from people. if that is the case and they are only considering banning the sell of assault rifles and there are already 5 or 7 million in population. how does that help the situation at all, a? >> stephanie: well it helps to not put more. >> caller: i agree, but it would take 80 years for the number just to dwindle down. >> stephanie: well, josh i'm a gun grabber. >> caller: my too. i like swords and stuff. but wouldn't we do better focusing our political capital
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on like the war on drugs and fixing that situation. >> stephanie: josh i just think -- i said this yesterday, we were talking to john yarmuth, and i'm a big old liberal gun grabber. but can't the gun show loophole. isn't that one thing that we can agree on that would help? rather than doing a large piece of legislation where there are things like you are talk about -- i think we should do it a little at a time. so people don't freak out. >> he is a member of the national sword owner's association. >> stephanie: right. >> where that don't have large magazine clips. >> stephanie: right. conversation. let's talk about it. really? you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you
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fund your healthcare. really? i want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table.
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>> apparently -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- was so devastated by losing homecoming queen she walked into a duncan doughnuts and never came out. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. lots of debate in washington over guns and the debt ceiling. representative peter welch of the great state of vermont joining us. good morning, representative. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i have hope this is going to play out differently.
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am i misguided. >> well, it's worthy of worry, and i'll tell you why. the republicans used this successfully. we blew it in august when we allowed them to make a link between negotiations and our obligation to pay bills, and it did real damage. we had our first credit downgrade, so they have been em-boldened -- >> stephanie: what you just said. for people screaming about debt and the deficit just what you said i hope people digest that. >> that's right. the power to default is really the power to destroy. and they have the votes to do it, but the question is do they have the restraint not too. if we do this, number one moody's has already said we'll
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have another credit downgrade. and if interest rates on our debt go up by a percent, that's a trillion dollars added to the taxpayer burden, so any quote, good that they think they can do will be way offset by the catastrophic effect on the economic. >> stephanie: we used to have these discussions about nukes with people who were considered enemies of the united states. >> that's right. >> stephanie: and you are like these -- that's why this borders on treasonous. >> you are exactly right. both parties in the past have grandstanded about the debt ceiling, but both parties in the end knew they had to provide the votes so we would not default.
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what i'm arguing is we in congress should reinstate the gepart rule. that said when congress voted on a budget. let's say the war in afghanistan or iraq that was on the credit card. then the debt ceiling would automatically been adjusting up or down. so there's a unity between spending money and the obligation to pay debt. >> stephanie: yes. somebody said yesterday that if there was a foreign entity killing 10,000 americans a year we would be in a war somewhere. so when we talk about gun violence in the united states -- here is joe biden yesterday. >> i want to make it clear that we are not going to get caught
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up in the notion unless we can do everything we're going to do nothing. it's critically important we act. the president is going to act through executive orders executive action can be taken. we're compiling it all with help of the attorney general and all of the rest of the cabinet members. as well as legislative action we believe is required. >> stephanie: so you can imagine that has already caused the right-wing to freak out. but it is not a national emergency what is happening with gun violence in this country? >> when you see 20 young children, first and second graders, kindergarten get slaughtered with the semi automatic weapons and high-capacity clips, yeah. and we're having more incidents of mass violence in various parts of the country. and these are in the safest
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places. newtown is like a normman rockwell village. what the vice president said makes a lot of sense, and that is let's figure out what we can do on every level and do it. and not make the perfect be the enemy of the good. this is about taking concrete practical steps to try to mitigate a very bad situation. >> stephanie: i felt like knowing the realities of gun politics, i do think this time is different, but might it not be more practical, and i'm really on the liberal end of this, would it not be more practical to go one piece at a time? can we do gun show loopholes first or whatever it is? >> right. i think the concrete die gustable stepping would make sense.
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and the gun show loophole is really a clear one. the high-capacity clips is another. and of course the assault weapon ban, you get into really fierce debates about what constitutes an assault weapon. but these are what had been military weapons that were slightly modified for quite, civilian use. and these big -- very powerful assault weapons are i think something of real concern of many americans. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: i thought general mccrystal spoke so clearly about it, didn't you? he just said period these weapons should not be on the streets of america. these are military weapons. >> he did. and he was very good. obviously there are some limits. people can't have rocket propelled grenades or m16s.
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but the idea that it is legal for a person to be walking in the vicinity of a school with a couple of assault weapons strapped to his or her shoulder obviously would send shivers down the spine of any parent. >> stephanie: yeah. i read a really powerful piece -- as you know the police officers that responded in the aurora shooting just testified day before yesterday. but in some ways we need to feel what the reality is, of what it looked like when they walked in there and ask the question is that the kind of america you want to live in? >> that's right. >> stephanie: and can you imagine the officers that responded at sandy hook. and again not to sensationalize but i don't think it takes much for us to recognize what a you said earlier what a six year old
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looks like when they have been shot multiple times at close range with an assault weapon. >> that's right. but these parents -- that community will never ever be the same, and, you know, it -- it shows that if it can happen in newtown it can happen really literally anywhere. >> stephanie: right. and i think -- i like the administration's approach. they are looking at all parts of it. even as a liberal i think everything should be on the table. mental health, violent video games, it all was part of the mix in newtown, right? >> right. and it has to be comprehensive in every area that makes sense to do. but there is an absolutist kind of element to the gun violence debate that we have really got to get past and that's why when the vice president is inviting
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nra and gun groups to sit at the table, that makes sense, because this is not an assault on the second amendment, and i come from vermont where we have a tradition of very responsible use of firearms, and it's a family activity, where the parents teach their kids hunter's safety. so there is a lot of good things that i think all of us want to maintain, but the high-capacity clips, gun show loophole and assault weapons, that's common sense. >> stephanie: it's interesting you make a point in terms of gun laws in an area like where you come from, and also look at marriage equality. i'm looking at what new york politicians did -- and a lot of republicans. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and new york are used to gun regulations that
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have not impeded the problem there. >> that's true. that's a very good example. because new york has a lot of rural counties. >> stephanie: yes, i'm from up state new york. >> there you go, so you know. and the reasonable laws made sense, and obviously the situation in some of the urban areas in new york is a lot different than where it is where you grew up. >> stephanie: right. i'm looking at a new poll the nra's proposal to put armed guards in schools is not supported. and arming teachers -- again not to say that every idea should not be on the table. but that is not a good one.
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>> that is just crazy. the idea that you are a teacher, and you have to show up and be basically a commissioned law enforcement officer and get gun training. >> stephanie: absolutely. but my point is all of us have to come to the table. barbara boxer has talked about putting national guard. >> sure. >> stephanie: i'm not a parent. if i were i would be pretty scared right now too. so i can understand let's look at everything. >> yeah, those kinds of decisions on security i think are local decisions. some schools do have security and i think all of us are sad that the state of affairs is such that you have metal detectors that kids have to go through. >> stephanie: yeah. >> but it's the modern reality. but everything on the table with the commitment that we'll make progress. that's right. that is the right approach.
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>> stephanie: there is somewhere between there and mad max beyond thunder dome. >> that's right. >> stephanie: representative thanks so much for updating us. >> thank you. >> stephanie: there he goes. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he is awesome. from the tiny but awesome state of vermont. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: it is just as cute as rhode island. precious. 47 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: free speech? what a concept. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking?
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i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. ♪ ♪ oh oh ♪
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ uptown girl she's been living in her uptown world ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show" "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. did you know actress valerie harper will be on the show today. >> what? >> stephanie: she calls ed asner -- she is going to do it again. isn't she. >> she is not going to be talking about road da. >> stephanie: no, she had a new simpsons show. >> yes on this sunday. >> stephanie: vice president biden yesterday. >> as the president said if your actions result in only saving one life they are worth taking but i am convinced we can effect the well-being of millions of americans and take thousands of people out of harm's way. >> stephanie: they may want to
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have something out by january 15th. which was sooner than expected. it was originally the end of january -- what is it called. >> state of the state address. >> stephanie: no the john biden -- >> oh the thing. did you see the drudge report went all ape-dump yesterday. >> stephanie: yes. what did reince preibus say? >> i don't like it -- >> stephanie: i was hoping for the -- >> reince preibus! but he doesn't talk like that. he sounds more like droopy dog. >> stephanie: jim in jersey good morning. >> caller: good morning. i wanted to point out not to just yourselves but our whole nation and think about all of these over worked soldiers that
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we're sending through the trenches and resending them and sending them out again, and how about recently -- and we all love to wear the flag and especially the republican lawmakers, but recently the republicans refused to support the veteran's jobs bill to help them feed their families when they finally got out of the service. >> yeah. >> thanks for nothing. >> caller: exactly. and where are the republicans sitting at home -- or yell about their own party? they are supposed to be fiscal conservatives, and they want to spend more money on defense than even the defense department? i just our whole nation takes a pause and look at these politicians and they are undermining our own soldiers and then they want support them. >> stephanie: yeah good point. let's go to charles.
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>> caller: yes, stephanie i love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i have heard this quite a few times, where the republicans -- hello? >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: oh, where the republicans are continuously saying that obama is like hitler and stalin. to me i think that's exactly reverse psychology, because that's exactly what they are acting like. >> stephanie: i think we can dispense of all of those analogies. >> yes. because you can't top hitler. >> stephanie: exactly. mike in tennessee you are on the "stephanie miller show." welcome. hi, mike. >> caller: hey, good morning, steph. i was thinking about -- my wife is a teacher, and we were talking about gun control, and the same people who date of birth want to pay her better
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want to break up the union, and they want her to carry a gun, and they don't want to offer hazardous duty pay or anything like that. >> stephanie: that's right. they spent how long demonizing teachers across the country in state after state, and absolutely. >> caller: exactly. >> stephanie: it's incredible. it really is. do you know a teacher that thinks that is a good idea? it's really. i was talking to representative welch, new york my home state got er done of marriage equality and gun control. new york prosecutors show bipartisan gun control can be done. on tuesday 62 elected district
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attorneys adopted a list of measure. including closing the gun show loophole, it was a group of republicans and democrats coming together to talk about gun control. and people are saying this is worth taking a look at because this is what we have to do nationally obviously. also among the recommendations, force states to -- the signatures on the list come mostly from republican-elected officials. he said he was able to get bipartisan consensus because the d&as temperatured their political ties. everybody is always talking about republicans they are the law and order party. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and then they don't care what police have to say about these issues. >> sure, they are union thugs. >> stephanie: yeah, they are ignoring what teachers think and
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what police officers think. >> yeah. >> stephanie: most gun owners have grown up with gun restrictions that are tougher than my parts of the nation and we don't feel like we're impeded. marriage equality happened largely in new york because of republicans. >> yeah. >> stephanie: a virginia tech victim at the white house yesterday. >> you can do it over the internet so calls it the gun show loophole doesn't effect the larger picture of gun sales in this country. >> stephanie: that's a good point. how do you stop -- >> internet sales. >> but you can't buy heroin.
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>> technically you can. >> stephanie: that's a good point. it would be like trying to sell heroin on craigslist or -- >> yeah, but how do you stop people from using code words? >> stephanie: how do i stop people from saying mean things about me on the internet? i would like to stop that? i want to shut down the internet. except hard-of-hearing darth vader -- >> what? >> and cat videos. >> stephanie: right. fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show."@ñ@ñ
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♪ >> stephanie: all right. hour number 2. current tv world. valerie harper coming up on the big show. jacki schechner a great piece entitled state mental patient appears on piers morgan's show. >> alex jones. >> stephanie: he said he is a [ inaudible ] he shouldn't be given a platform. and then he said i changed my mind, because if there's a better case for gun control than that -- >> yes, i wasn't watching but somebody tweeted oh my god, alex jones is foaming at the
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mouth. >> stephanie: right. >> those are the kinds of people you would like to keep guns out of their hands. >> stephanie: i would think gun owners were cringing. >> yeah not the spokesperson you like. >> stephanie: a little less spittel. >> good morning, everybody vice president biden is holding several gun-control information meetings today as he works with officials to try to figure out proposals to present to the president by the end of this month. this morning he will sit down with sporting, wildlife, and women's group. this afternoon it will be the flar and wal-mart. wal-mart said it wasn't going to attend and then changed its mind. the nra is sending its top
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lobbyist and not wayne lapierre. and gabby giffords and her husband mark kelly are hoping to raise some $20 million by 2014 for the new gun control group they just announced this week. they are hoping to bring it in time for the 2014 cycle to counter the amount of money the nra spent this last season. they are off to a good start. they brought in $1.4 million so far. but as gun control advocates try to push for new regulation they are facing deeply entrenched regulation. any proposals they bring forward are going to have to pass through congress. and there are many in congress who don't want to see any new gun laws at all. we're back after the break. stay with us.
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everybody. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: i was listening to the show. and my feed started to buffer just in time for road flair mary. by the time it came back on i heard show me a poor jew! >> yeah. >> stephanie: rest assured i will find out what brought that about. i can't wait until the app comes to [ inaudible ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: there was no point. there never is. it's not really apropos of anything. >> you know what? show me a poor jew! >> stephanie: i have no idea where that came from. if you listen to the podcast, there is no context for it. >> no. >> someone on twitter said that road flair mary is a good foil for you. >> stephanie: it is wrong that
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it makes me so happy when she calls. >> it's fun. >> stephanie: she had some thoughts about blacks yesterday, didn't she? >> the blacks. >> the blacks and their escalades and their food stamps! >> stephanie: okay. >> you know what -- >> stephanie: i'm not just a woman, a myth, a legend but i'm an app. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> you are. >> stephanie: lois says i was really really let down when clear channel -- from the time-warner lineup. my husband gave me an iphone for christmas, and when you announced your app i had it on my phone in a new minutes. >> yeah. >> stephanie: now i'm even able to leave my house from 9 until non-. chris get on that streaming
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video. [ applause ] >> what? >> what? >> i just spit on my computer. >> what? >> stephanie: time-warner's decision to drop current is cowardly offensive. >> oh, dear. >> stephanie: thank you, chris. ♪ let's hear it for the boys ♪ >> stephanie: what? john in san francisco says steph thanks for the comfortable words that you are working on an alternate universe. everybody -- >> yeah. we have elves working. >> stephanie: otherwise hordes of us would certainly be straining obamacare for mental stress. you are a helper. >> thank you. >> stephanie: plus you can't be straining max and fred's nap time.
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>> stephanie: that's true. you can see all of us sexy liberal washington, d.c. inauguration week. all four sexy liberals. and two huge celebrity guests. let's see. damion writes we know all four sexy liberals will be there along with the mooks. here is what i want to know in addition which overall stars have been confirmed? i don't know. it would be cool to see [ inaudible ]. >> what? >> cream. >> what? >> stephanie: i'm telling you our listeners are becoming more famous than we are. rocky mountain mike not a standing o last time. nobody cares about us. chris a love better for you.
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>> for me? >> stephanie: steph, rolland sexy liberal tour director and chris are awesome. i wasn't getting my calls returned. on monday i tweeted chris, and ten minutes later i got a tweet from chris and roland. problem solved. [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. oh dear and ellie in sauce lito. we were talking yesterday about my amazon addiction -- >> can i correct something from yesterday? >> stephanie: yes. >> i don't root through your things -- sometimes when i log in to your computer through go to meeting -- you still have your browser open -- you leave things up and logged in. >> stephanie: that's because i don't know how to close things. >> i know.
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i got a lot of emails yesterday -- >> stephanie: i do what? >> you leave the browser completely open. >> stephanie: how do you close it? >> you click the x in the upper right-hand corner. >> stephanie: i was talking about it's like magic you just act -- [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: you are go on there and click, ding and then ding dong they are at your door. >> they are working on same day. >> stephanie: yeah but it's pretty quick. it's almost as chick as chinese food in new york but not quite that much. ellie writes it's not that i'm addicted to buying useless crap it's just that amazon has made
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everything painless. have you used the wish list? and you have the amazon iphone app, right? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: what? >> yeah. >> stephanie: you can buy something in about the time it takes you to remember you need it. >> and they have amazon window shopping. >> stephanie: oh know. [ screaming ] >> that's for your ipad. >> yeah. amazon should be paying us for this commercial. >> stephanie: right. hello. cha-ching. breaking news wal-mart will attend meeting with vice president biden after top u.s. gun sellers said they were too busy. they had a thing with a guy, which i'm guessing was wayne law pierre. but then they made a little room
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in their schedule. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i was talking about this about bob cessna -- not cess-ka. he is not a plane. >> there's piper and there's cessna. >> stephanie: right. >> all right. and -- well -- >> stephanie: no, it was an interesting piece. escape mental patient appears on the piers morgan show. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: do we hope to debunk their extremist views and increase their popularity? my thought at the time was at the entire time -- jones is not a serious participate in the discourse and contributes nothing of substance. and therefore should have been ignored. in hindsight i was wrong. because i was just saying to
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jacki what better point for gun control. >> yeah. >> stephanie: by the way it is an not an about. jones is a faker insofar as he amplifies his views for greater impact. other people have told me i'm not crazy enough -- >> no you are not. >> stephanie: i need to get a lot crazier. >> yeah. you are crazy in other ways. >> stephanie: right. >> just not on air. you are crazy in a way that is a hindrance. >> stephanie: right. every screechy alpha dog he shouted the other night was s
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actually boilerplate gun fetish -- and morgan did a great job showing how unhinged and radical the progun movement really is. they are really good at acting like googley-eyed freaks. and he said unlike beck or even limbaugh, jones lacks authenticity. if i was an proponent of gun control, i would have been embarrassed by jones. here is to hoping jones had the same effect on -- opponents
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and -- and glen beck spent the first ten minutes of his show explaining. wow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: governor cuomo. >> this is not taking away people's guns. i own a gun. i own a remington shotgun. i have hunted. i have shot. that's not what this is about. it is about ending the unnecessary risk of high-capacity assault rifles. [ applause ] >> that's what this is about. >> if you need 30 rounds to bring down a deer hunting is not your thing. >> stephanie: not your bag. >> you should look into macromay or shuffleboard. >> stephanie: that's right. >> this deer tastes like lead.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. twenty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. okay. hang on. we're waiting for -- john in california. let's go to you real quick. hi, john? hello, john? john? >> he is not ready for us. >> stephanie: nobody is ready for us. hello dana in maryland. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dana. >> caller: hi how are you? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: good morning, everybody. i wanted to mention 1 that road flair mary was in rare form yesterday. the jewish comment was just so
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offensive. >> stephanie: have you ever seen a poor jew. >> caller: yeah, hitler paid us all back, and i lost family in the camp. so not that she has ever crossed the line before, but yikes. but while we're on gun violence i want to bring in the domestic violence check. you read something every day about a guy who offed his family because she wanted a divorce. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: i think that should be part of the background check. >> stephanie: that's a really good point. i think it was michael moore's piece he talked about that as one of the aspects of gun violence. >> caller: right. and most of the time too they are not supposed to have
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weapons. they are probation. and the last thing is we could not all afford to have vip seats. so we'll be up in the very top. >> stephanie: oh see you there. here is my close personal friend, valerie harper rohda. >> stephanie i love you. and jim, and chris those cute dolls you keep bringing in -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: wow, you do watch. >> you are the best. we love you, and i was on your show a thousand years ago. >> stephanie: you were. you are precious and nice. >> i love you, and i listen to you all the time. especially in l.a. >> stephanie: look at you. you're supposed to be promoting you and your fabulous guest appearance on the simpsons. >> yeah, but you guys are so
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smart, and you helped the election so much. i was dying. and everyone was terrified anyway, stephanie miller thank you, and you are so fair. i have a book out, "i roda." but january 15th on the simpsons. >> stephanie: yeah. >> i have military demeanor. and bart is the savior. >> stephanie: the school is threatened with closure after low test scores. >> yes, and the book is opening
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next week -- not opening. listen to me like a theater rat. it's being published. and i'm also doing [ inaudible ]. >> that's right. >> in 2010 i was nominated for a tony, but it was great to be nominated and i know -- and touring hartford and fort lauderdale, and baltimore at that huge hipadrome. you should take sexy liberal there. and then i'm going to boston. >> stephanie: wow. >> and in between i have to go to chicago and do signings and be a writer. which i'm not. >> stephanie: valerie harper you are clearly the undead. you need to share your secrets of your anti-aging secrets. >> right now i am exhausted.
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but look at -- all of you guys. >> yeah, we get up in the middle of the night. >> but your exhausted is everyone else's amped. >> stephanie: exactly. >> really it was great because i started in the theater and i always wanted to be a ballerina. i'm a failed ballerina stephanie. >> stephanie: oh, i'm sorry things went so badly for you. >> i said mom, i'm not a ballerina. and she said this is fine. this is good. she used to drag me around san francisco and introduce me to chinese news men, and she said she is roda. and they would stair at me and nod -- >> stephanie: we love you valerie harper, we love you. >> i love you. and my love to ed. ♪ that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden
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>> we're here live in your studio, where -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- the check out girl in a cheap dress who wants to be a model is ready to draw the winning numbers. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. thirty-three minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. how delightful is valerie harper. >> right? >> stephanie: and age-defying gravity. john? california. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: i'm calling about gun control and hunting deer with
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100-round magazines. i think that's a non-starter. the second amendment was placed there because of tyrannical governments that may take over and because we may have to have a revolution, which is a good thing once in a while. and i don't think there's any way to get rid of guns unless we repeal the second amendment, kick in everybody's doors, and take their guns. >> stephanie: i think that might be a little extreme. >> news busters won't print that. >> but modernizing the second amendment -- >> stephanie: right. >> probably a good idea. >> stephanie: people who hunt deer with m16s do they still mount the head. what is that? is that a raisin what is that? >> a 52 packard? i don't know. >> stephanie: it would be hard to identify my point.
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that's what the humor was there. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: although -- >> a gun-blunder. >> stephanie: that's right. hello, bill. >> caller: i'm an avid gun supporter, and i agree with you guys on 99% of what you say except for this issue. i would support a national background check and waiting period, and closing the loophole for gun shows and that's about all you are going to get from, you know, in the current environment with the republican congress. >> stephanie: i have said that but i think we should do whatever we can. >> caller: but at the same time you talk about high-cap ban, and assault weapon ban, and what you guys may not understand is like in california there is the
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highest capacity you can have is ten. well, you can buy a legally what they call a 10-30 magazine, so it's limited to 10 rounds and you can just alter it and make at it 30-round. and atf has about ten features they list that define an assault weapon, and if you have three or four of those features it is an assault weapon by definition. >> stephanie: which shooter was it -- it's hard to keep track anymore. but he had 6,000 rounds bill. >> caller: right. >> stephanie: i mean what -- i'm just saying -- what is wrong with this picture? we're having -- >> caller: well -- >> stephanie: -- military type slaughters in our schools and movie theaters. >> caller: stephanie you buy boxes of wine. do you need that --
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>> stephanie: no believe me i need that. >> caller: if you buy am mission in bulk it's cheaper. >> but wine is not designed to kill people. >> caller: right. right. >> stephanie: i dropped it on my foot once -- >> caller: but if you are a responsible alcohol drinker, you are not going to out and kill people. but you are not going to have prohibition come back are you? >> stephanie: well, there are several steps between that and a gun that is designed to kill people. right? >> caller: well -- >> stephanie: i won that so we'll let it go. >> and we're not talking about prohibition of all guns, just certain guns. >> stephanie: yeah and certain
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things help, like the waiting period. we are an instant society as evidenced by my amazon addiction. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: you're like i wanted what a month ago? oh, i don't need a gun. >> i need to download the app on your phone. you will be lost for days. >> stephanie: all right. mark in wisconsin. welcome. >> caller: good morning, thank you for taking the call. >> stephanie: thank you for calling. >> caller: this is one of those you can't make this stuff up. the town of cornell wisconsin high school this weekend will be hosting a two-day gun show put on sponsored by the alliance church, or more specifically, the men's group there who call
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themselves the alliance men's ministry outreach for -- [overlapping speakers] >> caller: or ammo the acronym for the group. the newspaper has some classic quotes. i won't read them all to you, it's just absolutely stunning, and when you talk about the low-hanging fruit, perhaps we could start with maybe we don't have gun shows in high schools. >> stephanie: yeah there you go. what was the town it is in? >> caller: the high school is in cornell, a town near monominy. >> abaudbaud. >> stephanie: along with
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[ inaudible ] [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: i don't have the whole manomina song. >> stephanie: john boehner can't say that when he is drunk. >> i don't want to go to a place that i can't pronounce! >> stephanie: okay. what is wrong with us? >> i don't know. >> stephanie: what? >> what? >> what? >> stephanie: bob from missouri welcome bob. >> caller: good morning. you have me all up in arms. >> stephanie: well, you have the right to be up in arms. >> caller: i have been a democrat all my life. and i'm not sure that i'm a democrat anymore. >> stephanie: why is that? >> caller: because i don't have the same beliefs of the crap that is going on right now? >> stephanie: about guns in particular? >> caller: well, not just that. >> what else?
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>> stephanie: bob what are you talking about? guns? >> caller: i am talking about the whole ordeal of what we were told and what is going on and -- and i just -- i just don't understand how you guys can go on thinking that -- [ inaudible ]. >> stephanie: excuse me? >> caller: is the problem. >> stephanie: that what is the problem? >> that one type of gun is the problem. >> stephanie: well, i think it is one par of the problem. >> caller: no it's not. if that gun wasn't there, that's crazy people that kill people not guns -- >> right. the mental health system another part of the problem. >> stephanie: do you think it's a good idea to let really crazy people have access to the most dangerous military style assault
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weapons. general mccrystal think these kind of weapons belong on the battlefield not on the streets of america. >> caller: you can buy a [ inaudible ] that is a deer rifle that is basically the same thing -- >> stephanie: oh okay. this is what -- they are going to get us all gummed up talking about gun specifics. i'm not saying just the gun is the problem. but you are making it easier for demented people to kill as many as people as possible. >> i don't think he was ever a democrat. >> no. >> stephanie: for somebody in radio, it was just the amount of dead air -- >> i no. >> stephanie: i was like can i edit him. back in the days where you edited with a razor blade, you
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would have been fired for that. >> i no. >> stephanie: and . . . also . . . [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: you are silling me. >> and guns . . . are the problem . . . the problem is . . . they are crazy . . . >> stephanie: that made me wish for more sarah palin. at least she fills in too many words. >> sure. i would rather have that. >> stephanie: pauseings nothing. governor cuomo yesterday. >> no one hunts with an assault rifle! no one needs ten bullets to bill a deer! and too many innocent people are died already! [ applause ] >> stephanie: why does he give every speech like that!
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>> because he was giving the state of the state address. >> stephanie: oh, okay. i just haven't heard him speak. okay! honey! i need the gravy! >> what? >> stephanie: maybe mrs. cuomo is heard of hearing. >> in one word it's just enough. it has been enough. >> stephanie: it's true. >> true. [ applause ] >> stephanie: forty-five minutes after the hour. back with more as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: finally talk radio you can dance to. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ right have, about the "heavy hand of government" ... i want to have that conversation. let's talk about it. really? you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. really?
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>> stephanie: what was the place in wisconsin? >> minomini. >> what? >> stephanie: it is possible we have all lost your minds. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> the excuse we had before vacation was oh my god we're tired. we're going on vacation. but now we're fresh. >> stephanie: now we're just weird. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: after the al roker story we cannot get enough pooing stories. florida . . . >> that will be enough of that. >> that will do pig. >> stephanie: florida woman who caught husband cheating takes dump on the floor and asks cops what was i supposed to do? [ applause ] >> it's the law. >> stephanie: she is going to go right to the top of my future
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wife list. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: brenda shoeman arrested last month and charged with aggravated assault and domestic violence after she allegedly threatened to kill her husband and his girlfriend after defecating on his floor. >> that will show him. >> stephanie: shoeman burst in the home of her est stranged husband aiming a rifle at his girlfriend yelling i'll [ censor bleep ] you both. during the distraction, donovan managed to grab me weapon -- the rifle not the poo -- he snatched the weapon brenda refused to
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leave, she moves to the hall where she urinated on the carpet. >> she defecated in every room in the house except the one you are supposed to. >> stephanie: yes. >> that would miss the point entirely. >> stephanie: yes. wondering around some more she found another rifle and began shooting up pictures and furniture. she said to deputies what else was i supposed to do i found him with a naked chick. >> well extricate yourself from the situation and go have a glass of wine. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: should i calm down
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and leave? no, i think i'll [ censor bleep ] in the kitchen. what is not spectacular about that story in every way. >> even the gun part was fun. she shot up mirrors and christmas decorations. >> stephanie: i shot up your manager scene! take that! and now i pooed in the kitchen. >> i shot all three wise men and now i'm going to poo in the kitchen! [ farting sounds ] >> think you are so smart now wisemen, i just shot you up. >> stephanie: come home, honey. momma's home. [ farting sounds ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i'm having too much fun. patricia in georgia.
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hi patricia. >> caller: we are transplants from san francisco, we found a house, and then we found out you have to own a gun to buy a house in kenisaw. >> you are kidding me? >> caller: no. but the neighborhood has changed. it has become really integrated. you have a gay couple next door. >> stephanie: oh, my god. >> caller: yes, my daughter and i bought a house and they looked down on us they didn't know what we were. >> stephanie: oh my god. >> caller: and now we have african-americans. >> stephanie: so you have the guns and the gays and also presumably the god. [ laughter ] >> caller: we don't take walks at night through people's yards. >> yeah i can't imagine you
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would. >> stephanie: no. i was saying i would never get an amazon package again. because i should not be armed. just saying. she is celebrating their differences. ♪ we have got to celebrate our differences ♪% ♪ we have got to celebrate our differences ♪ >> stephanie: gary in indiana. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, gary. >> caller: hi, steph thanks for taking my call. we have got to accepting on the left this right-wing talking point that the second amendment was put in there for a resistance to tyrannical government. do we think that jefferson adams and franklin said as long as we're writing this constitution thing, let's put something in there so they can shoot us if they don't like what we're
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doing. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: in article 3, section 3, it says that making war on the united states is treason. article 1, section 8, which the conservatives love to quote, specifically gives the power to congress to suppress [ inaudible ] as well as call up the militia. so the second amendment has to be either removed or modified -- >> stephanie: you said suppress erections, right? because if they go on for more than four hours -- >> pooping on the kitchen floor will suppress the other thing. [ farting sounds ] >> listener irene tweeted sorry momma, there is no mrs. cuomo, there is only the girlfriend
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sandra lee. >> stephanie: good to know. thank you. awesome. craig in minnesota real quick. hey, craig. >> caller: maybe they could deal with ammunition like they deal with cigarettes. they tax them ten times the value of what it is to make them. they now have federal safety cigarettes that go out when they are sitting too long. >> stephanie: oh interesting. >> caller: every manufacturer has to manufacture the cigarettes this way now, and have ffc on the pack. >> stephanie: interesting. we'll make the chris rock $5,000 a bullet rule which would be awesome. fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello tv world, hour number 3. jacki schechner i got a letter from philip in glen dale saying i should nationally hate you, but you are just too awesome. personally i think when you get past i don't know what age, who cares? >> a lot of people are big college football fans. you can't knock that. >> stephanie: i did not want to be that 50-year-old woman in a maroon and gold pantsuit. >> i went to penn and we had the quakers which is the least threatening name ever. >> that's true. >> stephanie: you and melissa fitzgerald get all university of
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pennsylvania when you are together. so i understand -- >> we talk about it a little bit, but we weren't there at the same time. unfortunately. >> stephanie: you get very try delta, you two. i feel left out in the troupel. >> oh, stop it. oscar nominations are out this morning, and "lincoln" tops the nominations with 12 overall, including the nod for best picture. two other films depicting real word events also nominated for best picture zero dark thirty featuring the raid that killed osama bin laden. today the federal appeals court will decide if the photos of the
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death of osama bin laden should be released. the freedom of information exception act that the government is too vague, they are alleged. bin laden was killed in may 2011 and buried in the north north arabian sea. in other news when president obama takes the oath of office again later this month, he is going to put his hand on not one but two different bibles one owned by president lincoln, the other by martin luther king, jr. this year marks the 50th anniversary of king's i have a dream speech. the president when he takes the oath will be facing that memorial. we came full circle.
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we ear back after the break. laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking?
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[♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. check it out. you can email us all there. by the way we talked to valerie harper earlier and we totally forgot, she is doing an episode of the simpsons, and julie cabner plays marge simpson who
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played her sister on roda! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: and then -- >> julily cabner does not need to sully her time doing things like call going this show. >> stephanie: and i can't picture her shouting out, show me a poor jew! >> well julie is a rich jew. [ buzzer ] >> wren ever harry insurer is on, i have it in my house. >> stephanie: yes this is true mr. scherer. will you send me some money. >> i went to arizona
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state -- [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: i was not going to be one of those women in the maroon and gold polyester pantsuits at homecoming. i'm not doing it. >> you were maroon and gold? >> so is arizona state. we are both pac-10 how does that work? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> we should be different. >> stephanie: who cares. >> today's threat level is blue and gold. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh, it's a love letter. >> okay. >> stephanie: bob in bellfast maine. >> bellfast? >> stephanie: that's not as fun as mononi. shout out to the mooks, jacki, travis as well i'm one of those
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heart broken time-warner cable subscribers who lost you. i wish i could listen to you on the radio. you can! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: you can. i'm an app. >> if you have an iphone or eye pad just go to the app store, search for stephanie miller and download the free app. >> you can listen live. >> stephanie: oh boy. looky here. the new photo of chris christie. i think they air brushed him skinny. yeah, i think so. but he has a 73% approval rating. despite new jersey trailing the country in all numbers. christie -- what a mess the
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governor is making of the substance while making big on the style. that's a perfect example of someone that speaks common sense on some bipartisan issues that people go maybe we can get something done. >> more democrats approve of him than republicans. >> stephanie: that's weird. >> i know. >> stephanie: chris christie yesterday. >> why do we have such a stigma with mental health issues. >> stephanie: and we also said i'm willing to talk about guns. >> i don't let games like call of duty in my house. and that's a decision mary pat and i have made. you cannot tell me a kid sitting in the basement for hours playing call of duty and killing people over and over again does not desensitize that child to
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real life violence. >> stephanie: i agree. the top countries in the country that receive food stamps are republicans. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: who would do such a crappy thing as to steal an outhouse. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: give it back. >> how do you have an outhouse in alberta in the winter. >> stephanie: i had a friend who had an out house in grand rapids. >> let's just hope it isn't a metal toilet seat. >> oh. you would get stuck to it like the kid in a christmas story. >> stephanie: right. kids sexy liberal tickets almost
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gone for sexy liberalpalooza. there will only be three this year. one east coast january 19th in d.c. the will do one midwest and one west coast and that's it. huge. >> huge. >> stephanie: so get it. go get your tickets for sexy liberal in d.c. inauguration weekend. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: beyonce will sing the national anthem at the inauguration. and i think they will be talking about how divisive the president is by not inviting mitt romney. >> didn't kelly clarkson at one point say she was a ron paul
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supporter? >> yeah. >> i'm kind of surprised they asked her to sing. >> stephanie: i got invited to the green ball which is i think -- i think stevie wonder, atlantis moriset. >> i'm not going to any balls -- because i don't have a suit. i have owned a suit. i just haven't owned one in the last 15 years. >> stephanie: well is there one that goes over that? >> maybe. >> stephanie: okay. can i have my hollywood music, please? >> sure. >> stephanie: nominations announced this morning. >> everybody that gets more than 5% of the vote -- >> stephanie: okay. everything was nominated.
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beast of the southern wild. silver linings play book. zero dark thirty. lincoln. saw it loved it. lay messerables. >> that was really good. approximate >> stephanie: life of pi and best actor daniel day lewis, lincoln, denzel washington flight. i was not going to watch that because i was flying back -- >> they shouldn't play that on the planes. >> isn't it impossible to fly upside down. >> stephanie: that's not what tom cruise said in top gun. >> i'm surprised steph didn't know this from working at an
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airport. >> stephanie: right, forward pressure on the stick. [ giggling ] >> stephanie: hugh jackman, bradley cooper joaquin phoenix for the master best actor naomi watts. >> that is supposed to be really good. it's about a fella that gets ripped apart by the tsunami. >> stephanie: i didn't see that. and somebody that i didn't pronounce from beast of the southern wild. >> oh, yeah, it's a little girl. she was like six years old when it was filmed. and apparently she is really good. >> stephanie: we're not very informed by the movies because
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we go to bed at -- >> stupid oh clock. >> stephanie: i here there is good food here in the cities. and the [ inaudible ] worst pictures. battleship. the [ inaudible ] and the big adventure. that's my boy. a thousand words. and the twilight saga breaking dawn part 2. the kids these days aren't making the crappy movies like they did in our day. >> what crappy movies? >> stephanie: you know what i'm talking about, strip tease. >> stephanie: okay. ten minutes of porn aired during
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swedish news broadcast as reporter talking about syria. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: sweden's newly launched tv network treated viewers to ten full minutes of soft core porn. it appeared in the background of a russian correspondent. the sex scene lasted for approximately ten minutes. the entire length of the segment. that's kind of hilarious. >> that is. [ applause ] >> stephanie: wolf blitzer would just ignore it. >> we'll have to leave it there. rebind. there, back. there, back. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. speaking of porn -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: what are the
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chances that charlie sheen would be connected with a porn star. >> that is crazy. >> stephanie: he has been -- i love how they write the stories -- romancing, the 24-year-old with glasses of wine and flowers. he has known her since october. charlie is taken with georgia, jim, because she only does girl on girl porn. >> ah. [ porn music ] >> stephanie: lesbians don't watch girl on girl porn do that? >> stephanie: no. >> i didn't think so. >> stephanie: i don't. >> okay. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: taylor swift dumps another boyfriend. >> you don't say? >> stephanie: how else would she
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write her next song? >> whatever! >> stephanie: she left and -- oh, and then tweeted a lyric from her song the next day. i knew you were trouble. boy, she is a fast and prolific writer, isn't she? >> stay far away from taylor swift. >> stephanie: you are just a song. >> the guys should get some scratch all of that. >> stephanie: right? jim is a helper. >> yes. >> stephanie: nineteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: call stephanie now. she's easy. 1-800-steph-1-2.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ girlfriend things that make you to hum, things that make you go hum, hum, hum ♪ ♪ things that make you go oh, oh, oh ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to, twenty-four minutes after the hour. this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces. try it free for 30 days click on the try it free button and type in the promo code stephanie. a new park city built on land donated by george lucas. i wonder what hard-of-hearing darth vader thinks about that? >> what? >> stephanie: that's why i did it. i wonder what hard-of-hearing darth vader thinks about that .
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. . >> what? [ applause ] >> there you go. it's that dead air. >> stephanie: mike in virginia. hi, mike. >> caller: i wanted to call in response to the guy that called in earlier that was trying to make the analogy on prohibition and gun control. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: i think he was a little off on that because we still have laws on the books that don't permit you to make alcohol above a certain proof because it's too deadly. >> stephanie: yeah, that's true. good point. let's go to jake in illinois. hi, jake welcome. hello, jake? jake? >> caller: hi, stephanie and the mooks. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: i -- i feel it's worth noting the porn topic that came up before the commercial break. i am an adult entertainer myself so it's funny timing on my part
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i think. >> stephanie: awesome. >> caller: anyway i'm coming in about the whole argument that a lot of people on the right are making about the second amendment, and these obviously are in i believe most cases constitutional absolutists. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and here is the way i see it. i'm sympathetic, but only two-fifths of me is sympathetic, the two-fifths of me that is extremely white and privileged. >> stephanie: and itting isn't even a partisan thing. you can't extrapolate what the founding fathers -- such things didn't exist. >> they were unimaginable. >> stephanie: right. a well-regulated militia meant these type of assault weapons in the hands of everybody, right? >> caller: i agree completely. i live in rural illinois so i
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know a lot of the gun nut people like personally in my day-to-day life. and i do think it is fear of government, but i still think it goes back to a race issue. >> stephanie: yeah. well, maybe. i don't -- it's hard to tell anymore what is racist and what is not. secretary of state hillary clinton is back. [ applause ] >> yay! >> stephanie: hooray. >> i really missed you all. i wouldn't say that under normal circumstances. i am thrilled to be back and i am also incredibly grateful to this fabulous team that i have here at the state department who never missed a beat for the time that i was away and we are focused on continuing our work finishing up everything that we can, and helping senator carey with his transition. >> who still has a manual
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typewriter. >> that was cameras. >> oh, okay. >> stephanie: did you see they gave her a helmet as a welcome back present. >> adorbs. >> stephanie: by the way speaking of awesome women, there is a report that governor christine [ inaudible ] will get obama's nod to lead the epa. >> oh, cool. is she current or former governor? because i would hate to run into a situation like i had in arizona -- >> stephanie: outgoing. >> okay. good. >> stephanie: i told you i went up there one time to speak to the seattle machinist union, and she just comes up and joins the conversation. and we're like talking for like a minute and suddenly the guy goes oh you are the governor.
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let's go to lynette. >> caller: hi. my issue -- every time i hear about the gun think. i'm thinking okay is it harder to get an abortion these days or buy a gun and kill a bunch of people when i walk in the room only considering my own fetal tissue. i am trying to make a gorge carlin comparison. >> stephanie: yeah that was a little doughy go back and rework that. all right. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the
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democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> what is wrong with me? i'm like two totally different people. dr. jeckel and mrs. whore. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: that's me. bring it. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to brian in woodstock, new york. hi, brian go ahead. >> caller: hey, stephanie i'm a teacher and i just wanted to let you know that i am not going to be armed in my classrooms. the thing about these people who go around doing these criminal acts is they don't give you advanced notice. if they know you are loaded they are going to put you out first. >> stephanie: right. it makes you a target.
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when they try to make it sound more reasonable, it will be kept in safes. well you are right. you don't know when people are going to break in, so what is the point. >> yeah, it's crazy. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: dan malloy said freedom is not a handgun on the hip of every teacher or a guard posted outside of every classroom. that's not who we are in connecticut. and polling is baring that out, people not down with that. eddie in milwaukee. welcome. hi, eddie. >> caller: how it is going steph? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: i guess the question i have is why are all of the gun owners angry at me. we're not asking them to do anything that wasn't there before, so when the assault weapons were a part of the ban, they promised us if we moved
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them into the public sector we would be safer. and the truth is we're not. >> stephanie: well, as i said many times. since the assault weapons ban has exspired deaths from assault weapons have tripled. >> caller: so the at arithmetic thing isn't working for them either. i just don't understand why they are mad at me. because i said this was going to happen. and they promised me it wasn't, and it is. >> stephanie: yeah i hear ya. john in austin you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, john. >> caller: hey. hope everybody gets to feeling better there. >> stephanie: thank you. >> thank you. >> caller: you're welcome. there is going to have to be a constellation of solutions for
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this. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: i heard on the radio yesterday from a policeman, and he said one of the best methods of mitigation would be through litigation and make the manufacturers culpable for this stuff. >> stephanie: yeah, i'm not -- honestly. i think we asked yesterday if there is a lawyer that has an opinion on that. i have no idea. let's go to tim in illinois. hi, tim. >> caller: hey, [ inaudible ] assault weapon for a hunting rifle. i don't know if you have ever hunted deer, if you miss the first shot you are not getting another one. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: but i guess you can just spray bullets after it and maybe shoot your buddies in the face. >> stephanie: right just to second it a message.
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next time. that's exactly right. i have never shot anything -- >> you shot a gun once in your life. >> stephanie: and i cried and left. karen in albuquerque. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i'm a first time caller. you guys were talking about names of -- of your college football team. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and i wanted to share with you my high school. >> oh? >> caller: football and basketball team in indiana. they were called the venison's lincoln alices. >> stephanie: oh, dear. i'm sorry. >> caller: yeah, i know. there was a thing -- they -- when george rogers clark was there in the revolutionary war, and it was alice that says [ inaudible ] help you now. at the turn of the century when they were naming the basketball team it was the alices.
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>> stephanie: see, i thought nothing would out do my trojans. >> the alices don't live there anymore. >>? scottsdale, they are the artichokes. >> stephanie: really? >> yeah. and their colors are pink and green. >> stephanie: oh dear. >> they did that so nobody would focus on the sports teams and focus on academics. >> stephanie: okay. corky go ahead. >> caller: i think we ought to go after the guns with insurance policies. you want to buy an assault weapon you have to show a license and an insurance policy. you can set that insurance like cars do. if a cop pulls you over he asks you for your license and your insurance card. >> stephanie: that's right. >> caller: lee it up to the private sector. that's what they are all saying.
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>> stephanie: yeah. yeah. >> caller: and make the gun owner responsible for that gun so they keep it locked up, and if they don't it is going to cost them. >> stephanie: i hear ya. a conservative group is going after mitch mcconnell [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> i love this. >> stephanie: it's for america. the conservative group. because the rest of us clearly are not for america. targeting mitch mcconnell over the deal he brokered to avert the fiscal cliff. the chairman said senator mcconnell often talks a tough game, but his actions speak louder than his words. a his role as president obama's bagman demonstrates that he is more interested in the bad deal than standing up to politicians. mitch mcconnell is a liberal
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now! [ applause ] >> wow. >> stephanie: that's -- >> i'm so insulted by that remark, i'm going to head right back to the galapagos islands. >> very, very slowly. >> stephanie: it will take him a long time to get there, but still. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i loved this in the new republic welcome to another golden era of senator. the democrats two-seat gain in the senate with 23 seats at risk, democrats are hoping to hold their own. the gain of a single seat was now expected and gaining two seats was awesome. and the new edition of elizabeth
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warren. the possibility of barney frank joining the. the senate has seen an influence of liberal talent. all were reelected. the class of 2008 the senate has a core of assertive brainy liberals greater than we have seen in decades. >> wow, that's a very good point, norm ornstein. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: we have a bat [ censor bleep ] in the box. just 8% now say they are tea partiers. >> oh, bless their hearts. >> stephanie: pure kathy durrr. >> i say to the republican leadership take off your lace
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panties. >> stephanie: i bet she has said ere-my-gurd when she saw this headline. only 8% say they are members of the tea party. and this is rasmussen. >> they are a right-wing outfit. >> stephanie: right. 49% have an unfavorable view of the tea party. [ applause ] >> er-gurd. >> stephanie: does anyone know what we're talking about? we need to post it on our facebook. >> stephanie: it's mean. joe in chicago you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: yes, i just wanted to hope that the main stream media takes a few moments to go back and listen to news reels of fox [ inaudible ] nation talking about how shocked and outraged
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they were not too long ago when that democrat made some analogy that a republican was like hitler. >> stephanie: yeah. we just played -- where are they? we had like -- lars larson on fox news just yesterday. they went directly to hitler. >> if you look at feinstein's bill which is the model for the president, under feinstein's bill if the president plans to go that way, anybody in america who owns one of the guns on the list will be required to go in and give up finger prinths, mug shot, it will be entered into a data place it will be your papers please like nazi germany. >> stephanie: there you go. >> like the dmv. ♪ springtime ♪ >> stephanie: all right. all right. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back with the remaining
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moments of the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> announcer: in a perfect world there would be no right-wing talk radio. until then, there's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ on this planet for something more. i want this show to have an impact beyond just informing. an impact that gets people to take action themselves. as a human being, that's really important. this is not just a spectator sport.
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(vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything.
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>> stephanie: do not do it. do not google erma gurd. >> you are going to email your sister right after the show. >> stephanie: it'ser this birthday present. yesterday it was hard-of-hearing darth vader. >> what? >> what? >> erma gurd. wert. wert. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: julie in tacoma, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi. >> caller: hi, stephanie i want to thank you for putting tacoma on the map. on monday you started with klay.
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>> stephanie: yay! >> caller: tacoma's conversation station, and this morning i pick up my local paper, and tacoma is the gayest city in the country. >> stephanie: awesome! happy to help. speaking of gayness, [ inaudible ] for jacki schechner, not sure why. linda in atlanta, hit it. >> caller: hi are you there? >> stephanie: yes, go ahead. >> caller: i love you all. i can't leave this house from 9:00 to 12:00. >> stephanie: good. >> caller: on the election thing, i have to got to call out jacki. this morning -- but i found out you don't have any way of seeing her when she does her news -- >> stephanie: no. no. >> caller: and you should. because this morning on her first news spot she wore a
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lilac table runner. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> caller: and then she changed. >> stephanie: and a raspberry beret. >> there was some discussion of that on twitter. >> stephanie: really? jacki if you have an explanation call us now. she did costume changes like madonna or something. >> caller: yeah, and then she changed into a regular outfit. and where did she get that lilac thing -- >> table runner. i'm sure it was ant table runner. >> caller: oh, yeah. >> stephanie: now you are in trouble, jacki is here. hang on a second. cc sabatia --
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>> she is right. it was terrible. i get up very, very early in the morning, and sometimes i don't make the best decisions. it was one of those outfits that i thought might work but when it hit the air i thought no. >> stephanie: i know what you mean when i walked out the door i said cher will think this green cashmina is so cool. >> that's right. >> stephanie: representative tim [ inaudible ] republican of kansas. he voted against john boner for speaker last week, and now he is worried he might have a target on his back. >> oh, bad. >> stephanie: according to the congressman our country will be destroyed under another boner term. washington insiders are coming
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after me. apparently extra money will help. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, god, really? a fund raiser? >> blackmail. >> stephanie: yep. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: lawmakers officials rip aig's bailout lawsuit outrageous. a giant fiddle finger. considering suing the federal government over the onerous terms of the bailout. >> thanks america now screw you. >> stephanie: they are urging the company to join the lawsuit, arguing the company's shareholders were crushed by the bailout. >> their asses were saved by the bailout. >> but not on their terms. >> stephanie: elizabeth warden had some thoughts on it yesterday. one of my favorite things you ever say is -- hurry turn on cnn
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maxine waters is mad. >> that's right. >> stephanie: maxine not happy. ian millhiezer said at the time when the federal government took a super majority interest the fair market value was slightly above zero. and rather than going under, they received 10s of billions of dollars. >> i have never seen an aig thank you ad. >> maybe it is not running in california. >> stephanie: here is some more awesome inauguration news. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: not only the sexy liberal show.
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[ inaudible ] will serve as the poetet. he is the first gay hispanic american individual to recite a poem at the inauguration. he will also be the younger to recite a poem ever -- >> a gay poet! what? [overlapping speakers] [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: that was a good joke. >> that was like you went to an accredited university. [ farting sounds ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. max in chicago. >> caller: erma gurd! >> stephanie: that's right. go ahead. >> caller: i just wanted to respond to the caller earlier. i'm a lawyer in chicago and in 2005 the republicans ran through a bill that gave blanket
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immunity to all gun manufacturers. they are completely non-responsible for anything that their products do. >> stephanie: wow. that does not surprise me. all right. dale in arkansas. >> caller: yeah, how are you doing today? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i'm alive and kicking. but i got a question for you. we hunt pigs here in and ann romney. >> stephanie: oh, okay. >> razerbacks. >> caller: and you don't know if you will run into one or 40 of them. they are feral pigs. and the game and fish said get rid of as many as you can. a man is walking along, and he has a six-shot shotgun. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: what are his chances of living. >> stephanie: so you are saying you need an assault rifle. >> caller: like that you would need a semi automatic weapon
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just for your own protection. and it's a problem here. >> they are overpopulated? >> >> caller: yeah. >> stephanie: is that the same degree of military assault weapon that was used in these latest killings. >> caller: okay. the one i have is a semiautomatic that i use -- >> stephanie: how many bullets? [overlapping speakers] >> caller: more than 15 rounds, probably ten, 12 times i have had to use more than 15 rounds -- >> stephanie: so if there were 40 pigs you are screwed. >> caller: that's right. >> stephanie: i'm going to give you immunity just for your gun. all right. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show."
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